Comment by ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml on me

Brings back memories of accidentally sending a dick pick to a group chat

I will never forget

I once sent a close-up balls pic to the family group chat. It was on purpose.

Chad. I wish I had your courage.

How close? If you’re close enough they wouldn’t be able to distinguish what it was. Possible pro-tip.

I had recently had a vasectomy and was complaining about how the wound didnt heal properly and I just had an open hole into my ballsack (its all better now dont worry). My sister jokingly said “pics or it didnt happen” and well now she knows better.

Some people want to watch the world burn.

did they banish you from the group chat and you’ve never talked to or seen any of them ever since?

We were all close friends and while there were unfortunately women in that group chat they got over it. I grew up with both of them so I don’t think that was enough to warrant losing a friend. They managed to forget thankfully and we made a new groupchat.

I still talk to and actively see 3/5 of those people

But what did they think of your dick?

One of my homies said nice cock so I think it went well, he also tried to help with damage control for the girls but unfortunately they both opened before they saw our calls and texts

Did you guys get married afterwards?

He’s my roommate now so basically

I can still read your comment coward. Idk how but I can. Idk why you deleted it though

If you’re curious both of those women are part of that 3/5 I still speak with regularly. I’ve known both of them since I was like 2 so it was NBD especially because it was obviously an accident. I do live with the constant knowledge that they’ve seen my dick though and it haunts me

Well at least you got a cockliment

3/5 weren’t envious. I assume.

Asking the important question…

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