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father 0.0001 seconds after hearing his child is okay: “i could make a dad joke out of this”

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Let’s be real, he thought that as soon as he heard his son was in a car crash. He just waited til he knew he was okay before telling the joke to anyone.

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It‘s obligatory.

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