[pictured: Ronald Reagan wearing a black suit and tie with a white shirt. His body is nearly turned sideways, chin lifted and grinning at the camera, resting his weight on his right elbow with his left hand clasped loosely over his resting right wrist. Italicized text upon this propaganda poster reads: “RONALD REAGAN speaks out against SOCIALIZED MEDICINE”]

>a c-list actor’s career flopped so now I have to pay $1000 to set foot in an ambulance
any other examples like this?

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  • The grandson of an amateur naturalist rejects the church, and hooks up with a Southern Chicago native, resulting in a breach of intricate personal human data the scope of which could be disastrous.
  • A boy nicks a ticket punch from a bus operator, and now I have to attend mandatory training on social engineering.
  • Someone figured out how to store electricity in rocks, and now democracy is being threatened by liars
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Care to elaborate on point one?

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Watson and Crick ends with the breach at 23andMe

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Ahh, guess I missed the breach at 23andMe… can’t say it surprises me though

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