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I did the same thing with my parents, mostly because they’d just say “quarter after” but would never say any number. If you made a word cloud of everything I’ve ever said in my life, “after what” would be gigantic in the center with every other word tiny around the edges.

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EVERY TIME

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This just triggered a deep memory from within me. My brother used to say “half past” when I asked him the time, and when I would say “half past what?” the response was always “Half past the monkeys ass, a quarter to his balls”

I still don’t know what it means or where it came from, but when I was 8 years old, it was hilarious.

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Even worse than that imo is ‘quarter of’. I swear to god it’s been used to mean both before or after whatever hour they’re talking about

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Anyone using “quarter of” to mean X:15 is just incorrect. That’s “quarter after”.

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When you say quarter of, you are supposed to say the next hour. Quarter after 4 is a quarter of 5.

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mfrs think I know what hours its close to when I probably don’t know the day and am lucky to know what month it is.

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