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Why I didn’t text you back:
I was asleep
I was driving
I was ignoring you
I forgot
I saw your text and told myself I was going to respond , but I wanted to finish what I was doing first. After that, I got sidetracked and went to do something else and completely forgot your text even existed because I was stuck in my own tiny world until I went to text you days or even weeks later about something completely unrelated.
(Originally published earlier today on hachyderm.io)
DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT send this to that girl you’re talking to as a joke. Nuclear fallout might ensue.