73 points

You can’t even open the doors on Alfa Nero without diesel

Billionaires are so fuckin comically short sighted. What happens if you lose engine power while out at sea?

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54 points

They die in their gilded cage :)

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38 points

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11 points

We should all be so lucky

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Also - don’t they ever watch movies? They could have at least set up some things to run on solar. You want your yacht to be as green as possible in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

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18 points

Zombies really dont have the required dexterity to crack hydrocarbons

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37 points

As far as the skeleton crew is concerned. They are still unpaid, loyal, and bored beyond words. Out of the standard crew of 44, twenty-five members have sued to recover $2.1 million in unpaid wages, and only a team of six is now responsible for the upkeep of the Guryev asset.

$100,000 a month and none of it’s going to the employees?

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It has been burning diesel fuel for 14 years.

Oh, I see the problem. They’re burning the wrong thing.

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I like my meat medium rare though.

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I’m struggling to come up with a reason why the designer wouldn’t slap a couple of power hookups to the thing so you could plug it into a marina while docked. Like obviously porky isn’t giving that any thought, but the people he’s paying to build the yacht had to at some point right?

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11 points

maybe docking is more expensive than anchoring and popping off for a shitton of gas now and then?

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it’s really not marina space is far cheaper than diesel. Anyway the rich normally consider being docked in expensive marinas to be part of the status of the boat

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6 points

then WHYYYYYY

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make sure to use paper straws though

Death to America

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