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Protip:

Men, and other people with prostates, if you are pissing a lot of fresh, red blood, especially shortly after ejaculating, it’s entirely possible that you have broken some blood vessels around your prostate. You should avoid ejaculating for a week or two (no edging, either, ya freak). If you do not do this, you may later discover that you have blood in your semen, too. Now you may also have a prostate infection, but don’t worry, a course of antibiotics can handle that. Another symptom may be strongly feeling like you have to urinate when you do not, to the point of being debilitating.

However, if this happens to you, you must to go see a urologist to rule out bladder cancer. The procedure to rule this out is unpleasant, and involves sending a camera into your bladder, via exactly the route you think it does. You will be awake for this procedure, the anaesthetic gel is not very effective, and the camera is at the end of a somewhat flexible tool about the girth of a pen.

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I’d rather just get cancer and die early, less medical bills that way

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JFC

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You needed to know, trust me.

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Link to song about shooting blood from cock please.

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https://youtu.be/57XSSliM3rU

Edit to add, you can definitely find a better quality copy, but it seemed fitting to link the version with that quote at the beginning.

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Thank you. I really enjoyed that even though I am not a CC fan.

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Also included, Dethklok - I Ejaculate Fire

https://youtu.be/7W35dyPTh6o?si=gUtq6VZACuaOgu6U

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I like the one about skinning people with tattoos and wearing them as leather.

Or the one that’s just 5 minutes slowly describing a decomposing corpse.

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Memes. For metal music.

Don’t be an ass and try to keep the gatekeeping and whatnot to a minimum. Memes from all sorts of metal genres and bands are welcome here.

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