I often follow links in the articles for extra context and some rabbithole escapism.
Rather than finding old strips of anti-bird spikes at rubbish dumps, Moeliker, who previously won an Ig Nobel prize for documenting the first known case of homosexual necrophilia among ducks, says…
is likely a “thats enough internet for today” moment.
Your excerpt made me read the article. For those who haven’t or just don’t want to read it, ducks aren’t the only “crazy” birds. Crows and Magpies have been using these spikes and other dangerous human liter as defense from predators. What type of dangerous liter you might ask?
In 1933, a South African museum reported a crow’s nest fashioned from hard-drawn copper, galvanised iron and barbed wire. Nails, screws and even drug users’ syringes have all found their way into birds’ nests.
Some have even ripped metal off nearby factories to build their nests. These birds are on another level.
Maybe humans should invest in some ecosystems to handle the poop, rather than trying to keep birds off and getting pwned.
