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99 points

I’m taking shuttlecrafts.

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59 points

Star Trek The Motion Picture’s transporter accident gave me nightmares.

Galaxy Quest’s transporter accident made me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself.

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Anything that ever includes Galaxy Quest is an immediate win from me. Doesn’t help I’ve seen the movie so many times (it’s a movie version of my weighted blanket) that I can vividly hear that ‘exploded’ line in my head.

Fuck you I’ve gotta turn the damn movie on again now.

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20 points

I like the “Gay” folder lol

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22 points

Gay just looked a little nicer than “Porn” lol

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16 points

FYI your bottom image crashes Jerboa client 100% of the time lol

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24 points

I’m still floored that Sigourney Weaver was 50 when she played that role. I’ve got 10 years before I hit that mark, and I already look like targ droppings.

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6 points

Wow… I wonder why. Maybe the dimensions are too big or something? You’re not missing anything to be fair. It’s just a screenshot of my dual monitor set up showing your comment and then Galaxy Quest playing on the second monitor.

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4 points

In my experience, Jerboa crashes Jerboa 100% of the time. Can’t make that app stay open for more than ten seconds. It’s why I use Liftoff on mobile.

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3 points

By Grabthar’s hammer…what savings.

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1 point

Alan Rickman played the “proper actor surrounded by scene-stealing hacks” so well in that movie, I wouldn’t be surprised if he wasn’t really acting in those scenes, merely letting his emotions flow.

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4 points

Enterprise… what we got back didn’t live long… fortunately. The fortunately was always the worst part of the line.

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87 points

I’m terrified of transporters

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69 points

You and a significant amount of individuals in Starfleet apparently. I can’t say I blame them too much. After all the shit that’s gone horribly wrong? They have a point.

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54 points

His head is on… backwards!

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29 points

Why didn’t anybody tell me my ass was this big?

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11 points

Or that pig that turned inside out and exploded.

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12 points

You just know there is a software engineer in Starfleet who was repeatedly reminding their superiors that leaving the “safety protocol” feature as a user option would end in disaster.

They probably eventually got word of Picard’s debrief from First Contact too, and subsequently shut up about the matter. Innocents were one thing, the borg another, apparently.

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2 points

“Fucking holodecks” is redundant.

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1 point

Choo Choo time.

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8 points

Old McCoy in his TNG cameo was right.

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6 points

You the infinite molecular clones of you die every time.

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7 points
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5 points

What a Barclay.

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2 points

Proudly so, ha

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4 points

Yup, I’m taking the stairs

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8 points

From orbit to the planet? That’s at least a dozen flights of stairs.

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81 points

Geordi: Reg, transporting really is the safest way to travel.

Barclay: Maybe you’re…wait a second. Didn’t it turn you and Ro into fucking ghosts like…2 weeks ago?

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25 points

consider how often the enterprise threatens to explode, compared with how often they encounter issues with the transporter, and Geordie isn’t exaggerating. he just isn’t telling the whole story.

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12 points

Tbf Ro thought they were dead, Geordi never accepted that.

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2 points

Reg can be hyperbolic.

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5 points

Reg also caught transporter monsters with his bare hands, just to prove everyone he wasn’t that crazy.

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57 points

It’s funny that when it’s transporter people freak out at this idea, but technically every single person goes to sleep not knowing if the ‘them’ that wakes up was the same as the one that went to sleep.

We could effectively have individual consciousnesses dying each night and new ones picking back up the next morning.

Something to think about as you lie drifting off to sleep tonight.

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10 points

Well…if that’s true then I have died over 14,000 times so I must be used to it.

G’night

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7 points

The original comic page mentions the sleep thing in the alt text

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7 points

Great, I needed more existential dread. Thanks!

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4 points

I gotchu fam. Anytime - happy to help.

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I wake up in the body of someone else with the same residue of Cheetos in my mouth as the other person ate before bed? Seems like a lot of effort

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4 points

This thought has prevented my sleep for years now.

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3 points

The solution that clears up all of these issues and results in a fully consistent view of the self is the one people like the least. There is no “you” or “me”, the self is an illusion the brain creates to make sense of things.

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The Illusionist theory of Consciousness is pretty solidly refuted. The emergent theory of consciousness is vaguely similar, and argued by some to be stronger, others to be weaker, than illusionism. I think it’s the most popular view among physicalist philosophers. For the arguments against emergentism, the most common seems to be the required presupposition of physicalism plus some handwaving to make it work. It’s noted, however, there are a vast number of permutations of the emergentism argument or what emergent mental states actually mean, which each one of those permutations a bit different.

Upon analysis, neither has demonstrated being “a fully consistent view of the self” with any success. Ultimately, both are just unsubstantiated attempts to fill the gaps in our understanding.

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That’s about consciousness, which is a much larger claim than the self being an illusion. You can have consciousness without a self, that’s what we call ego death. In theory, a conscious being could exist that’s always in a state of ego death, and have no understanding of the self and be utterly confused by why people find anything unintuitive about the teleporter paradox.

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3 points

I mean… video recording kind of shoots that theory in the foot, doesn’t it?

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16 points

How so?

Do you think I’m taking about something related to the entire physical body like Dark City?

No - I mean the continuity of consciousness inside your brain.

That potentially the part of you that IS you, your subjective experience of existing, might in fact die each night never to return and simply be replaced by a different new one spun up with access to the hippocampus and a sense of having lived a whole continuous life, none the wiser to the many past yous that came before and will never be again nor its own impending doom in just a few short hours.

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No, I mean if you record daily videos of who you are in your day-to-day, like, talking about what happened and your thoughts and feelings, vlog-style, then you went to sleep and woke up with a completely different consciousness, wouldn’t you know, by looking at the videos, that it was someone else seaking, not the conscious you are today.

Does that make sense. I’m having trouble explaining it well, I think.

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2 points

There’s a great They Might Be Giants song about exactly this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSbEOZY7k20

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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/teleporter-3

Source to give credit and so you can read the title text, the panel that was cropped off, and the bonus panel.

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20 points

Didn’t even realize that it was cropped out. I saved this from elsewhere, I wouldn’t intentionally deprive credit to the artist. I’ll edit it into the description and give you the credit for that too. Sorry!

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5 points

Weird, there’s a bonus panel? I don’t see anything except the cropped intro

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The title text (click comic to reveal)

The good news is this is the same thing that happens whenever you fall asleep, even for a second.

The bonus panel (click the red button to reveal)

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2 points

That’s some well hidden stuff

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