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A Flowchart For Cats(lemmy.ml)

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deaf_fish@lemm.ee
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Cats deeply understand that their primary purpose in life is to increase entropy.

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Lvxferre@lemmy.ml
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One of my cats’ version of that flowchart replaces “nudge it” with “hit it with your butt” and “rubs it with your face”.

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curiosityLynx@kglitch.social
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Nah, that’s still nudging. Your cat just chooses to make it more interesting by not using her peets every time.

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Lampshade@lemmy.sdf.org
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Does the cat crash if it nudges it twice and it’s on the floor?

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pazukaza@lemmy.ml
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Objects never fall on the floor after N nudges in which N belongs to the set 2 + 3x, where x is a integer greater or equal to zero.

It’s common cat knowledge.

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massive_bereavement@kbin.social
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While thing.location != The floor; do nudge(4)

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Pons_Aelius@kbin.social
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That is what causes a greeble overflow error

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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.mlOP
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If it’s anything like my cat, it just moves onto the next object offending her by being on the table.

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