I have a funky idea, so this is both a genuine convo starter and an experiment in getting eyes & posts here, so uhh, I hope this is cool!
I am backing out back into the brothel
Probably the circus, but it really depends on whether it’s a Cirque du Soleil type deal, or a rampant-animal-cruelty one. If the latter, carnival I guess. Depending again on how rusty the rides are.
Will the carnival have a little horse like a little Sebastian? If it does, Count me in. If it doesn’t, I’m headed to the mall to watch a movie with a beer and a disproportionately large amount of salty popcorn.
I’d retreat as option number one simply because I don’t like crowds. If that’s not an option, I’d chose based on the food and drinks available. So - either the carnival or the mall, but probably the mall.
I’m in Texas so of course I’m choosing the one with an A/C. Weather aside, I’d go with the carnival.
