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You make a dollar

I make a dime

That’s why I poop

On company time

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‘boss makes a dollar, I make a dime’

That was a rhyme from a simpler time

Now boss makes a million and gives us a cent

While us employees can’t pay the rent

When the boss makes a billion and the workers make jack

That’s when we strike to take our lives back

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Don’t just bitch

Eat the rich

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11 points

Hmmmm, yes. Very wise

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I wise man poops whenever he needs to poop, so he does not become constipated and get hemorrhoids.

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I’m pretty sure that’s a quote from Confucius.

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