Was just having this discussion in real life.
I’d get Farfetch’d or Psyduck. Just to go for a duck theme on my thigh.
Missingno, hands down.
I never really got into Pokemon, but I love game glitches.
PSYDUCK GANGGGG
Is Jessie an option? She looks like my wife.
I’m just waiting for OP to edit the title to “Which Pokemon would you have sex with?” The comments are a lot funnier under this context.
That said: Machoke.
For both the original and alternate question.