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Me: “It’s okay to be awake at 3 AM since I’m getting a head start by thinking about the code I need to write”

Then a handful of hours later, reality ensues

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Just saying…you never have to compile your dream code.

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Night shift ftw

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No coding at work! Only meetings! What do you think we’re paying you for?

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Obviously the trick is to sleepcode.

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A few weeks ago, I got stuck on a difficult bug. Worked on it all day on it at work and just couldn’t figure it out.

That night, I dreamed about the solution! When I woke up I wrote some notes about the solution from my dream, went to work, coded it, and it worked!

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No boss, I’m not napping on the job I’m sleepcoding.

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