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Space doesn’t exist idiot /s

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The sky is a big roof . We just live in a large snow globe like enclosure. Raised as cattle for the lizard demoncrats.

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The stars are just projections

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The map is wrong! The planets are too close together on your map.

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Are you implying that there are millions of kilometers between celestial bodies because the universe is unimaginably immense which makes us just a tiny spec of dust among the chaos that overshadows us, implying that there isn’t a chance that an immortal and omnipotent creator would give two hoots about our miserable existence amidst the grandiousness of it all??

We ain’t like your kind 'round here, heathen.

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42 points

Poor Pluto :(

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“You hear about Pluto? That’s messed up”

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I reference this all the time and it only gets funnier with age.

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9 points

You know that’s right.

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Still waiting for it to be a planet again😔

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Always “Pluto, Pluto, Pluto”. Why does no one ever remember Ceres, Eris, Haumea, and Makemake? They’re each as much of a “planet” as Pluto is.

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If Pluto was here, so would have to be like 50 other similarly sized asteroids

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9 points

Be there or be square

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Don’t mess with the slab!

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We’re just built different

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