12 points

The text is just completely incorrect in this case. “Hold your finger” doesn’t in any way instruct the user to use the fingerprint scanner so the developer shouldn’t be surprised that its not understood.

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10 points

Press your finger.

“Welcome to the Hydraulic Press Channel,…”

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This reminds me of my windows laptop asking me for my finger print, while me using two external monitors with a docking station and the laptop shut.

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I mean, the fingerprint sensor is likely internally connected via USB (most webcams are) so it could be external for all it knows. Or on the side of the laptop.

The dumb thing about Windows fingerprint login is how many clicks are required to switch to a password/PIN input. Why can’t I just start typing like on the Windows 8 start screen, dammit?!
Also, it stopped working when I uninstalled Edge?! (The dodgy webcam login too.)

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It probably used some weird webview shit they routed through Edge, so when you uninstalled it the entire system broke.

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I see two possible scenarios why Windows Hello seems to require Edge:

  1. It is indeed dependent on MS Edge WebView, which is a dumb dependency to have for a security feature, especially as historical precedent (the 1990s antitrust lawsuit) and recent EU rulings suggest that Edge should be optional
  2. System “tampering” (user taking back their rights) was detected, which disabled the feature.

I hope number 2 is the case. It suggests mistreatment of users, sure, but that could perhaps be patched out by a Powershell script.
On the other hand, if Windows Hello really needs a proprietary HTML renderer, this is a potential weak point and shows disregard of security in attempts to intertwine Microsoft products.

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I always remember this saying when designing UI, “Good design is like a joke, it’s only bad if you have to explain it”

I’m terrible telling jokes

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111 points

Totally thought this was someone holding their cock out from the thumbnail

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I suppose it’s “confusing perspective” worthy.

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15 points

Glad I wasn’t the only one

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2 points

And yet we all still clicked

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7 points

Is that really something to be glad about though?

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4 points

I am glad I wasn’t the only one that thought being glad for being the only that thought that was a penis was not really something to be glad about.

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I sure was glad

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