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Race Condition(programming.dev)

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Knock knock

Race Condition

Who’s there?

Source: https://mastodon.social/@fribbledom/111210722649973106

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mrbn@lemmy.ca
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Good one, let me try!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Race Condition

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funkajunk@lemm.ee
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Works on my machine!

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stanka@lemmy.ml
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We are not shipping your machine, @funkajunk!

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droans@lemmy.world
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Well, that’s basically just containers.

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Xanvial@lemmy.world
45 points

Seems the bug is fixed, let’s ship it

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nogrub@lemmy.world
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deploy on friday

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404@lemmy.zip
33 points

“Did you get the reference? Do you need a pointer?”

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dukk@programming.dev
11 points

For those who don’t understand, he mea Segmentation fault (core dumped)

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404@lemmy.zip
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C this guy gets it!

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david@feddit.uk
27 points

Actually made me laugh, thank you.

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Alex@programming.devOP
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Same happened to me, so I decided to share!

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Mr_Blott@lemmy.world
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mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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I know a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.

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Johanno@feddit.de
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Can you send it via TCP?

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mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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Yeah, are you ready?

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Alex@programming.devOP
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knock knock

who’s there?

threads.

threthreadsads whthreadso?

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