93 points

Lol

I am getting old and I just want to go apeshit

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47 points

A couple of bricks would probably do the trick too

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Get in there and hack the LED to have it say “I wear baby diapers and kiss my daddy on the lips”

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47 points

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16 points
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There are multiple non-Hexbear-associated groups who scrape this site regularly. At least one dude explicitly searches for and identifies violent language and will 100% report shit like this.

Also, just don’t do adventurism. It’s counterproductive and reactionary.

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Dude, WHY would you post something like this on the clearweb. You still have time to delete this

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47 points

Your honor, my client clearly stated “in Minecraft”

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28 points

not a problem if he doesn’t get terminally ill.

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Commies post shit like this so often y’all must be suicidal and want to be executed by SWAT or something

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14 points

From your lips to God’s ears my friend

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At least my tax dollars would go to something worthwhile for once and I could see how they’re spend before they kill me

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25 points

For the love of Pete, join an org and do some volunteer work before you blow a blood vessel.

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Delete this now holy shit

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18 points

googling how much a reproduction welrod is brb

EDIT: oh fuck off it’s like $5000

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wait this is awesome. a whisper-quiet bolt-action subsonic 9mm. Currently coveting

note to my FBI agent (put this in the file for my next FOIA request), the standard American revenge fantasy is a mass shooting and you really cannot do one of those with a bolt action gun. at least not at a police station lol, you’d be instantly merked

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reproduction welrod

I’m not a gun guy but I did a bit of googling about Welrod because I had no idea what it was - other than it was certainly some kind of gun. At Wikipedia - I found this…

Brügger & Thomet VP9

The Brügger & Thomet VP9 (Veterinary Pistol 9mm) is a manual repeater, magazine fed, integrally-suppressed pistol created by Brügger & Thomet (now B&T) for use as a veterinary pistol for putting down sick and wounded animals. The design is based on the Welrod pistol.

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$5000

Maybe it’s cheaper? By a lot?

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90 points

Wasn’t there some viral image going around a month or so ago where China had the same thing but for wanted criminals and everyone was screaming about how this is literally

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In the United States, they rank their criminals by how much the authorities would like to capture them. If you score highly, they put pictures of your face all over the grocery stores to make it impossible for you to hide if you want food.

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When will we stand up against the cancel culture on university campuses?

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66 points

In communist North Vuvuzela, the

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In evil satanic communist North Korea, the

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we live in a highly normal and just society

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