Ask me about my Pothos

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nice plant and the pot is really pretty as well, i love me some nice ceramics

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Pretty designs on pots is what dragged me into this hobby

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My child keeps murdering all my pets sounds terribly grim, though. My cat just won’t stop biting my plants and knocking them over.

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Kitty should be careful, one day the plant may just bite back!

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but can plants have a little salami, as a treat?

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yes honey

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I want a pet (plant), but my child (cat) would eat it. I actually have a bit of a green thumb, so it kind of hurts.

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First and foremost, I love your username

Secondly, yes, your pothos is cute

Does it have a name?

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It’s named Sam, after the person who recognized what kind of plant it was. Sam was a clipping from “Robert Plant,” the office Pothos at my last cubiclefarm job that almost everybody had a clipping of.

Baby picture, February 2020, aka the proto cool zone:

Edit: thank you. Of all my Simpsons-themed alts, I think this is my favorite

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At first I thought it said Porthos and I had to check I wasn’t on the Star Trek instance

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