249 points

I’m a high school teacher and I recently was discussing this. Protip: don’t talk to 14 year olds about how if something is in between hard and soft, it’s firm. 🙄

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There’s a surprisingly more expansive demographic that pro tip applies to.

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98 points

Tip

Hehe

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You called out “tip”, but you left “expansive” just lying there helpless?

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33 points

I’m 41f (going on 13 at times), and this is why my husband hates(loves) having me around the shop - all the mechanical everything is full of euphemisms and innuendo. “mating surfaces” 😂

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7 points

Are emojis acceptable here? Because I’d like to insert the hand raise one here

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15 points

I think yes, let’s make a new culture of restrained emoji use 🙌

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Yeah, that tip is applicable for a lot of people who understand what sex is, this isn’t something that really goes away with age in a lot of cases.

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16 points

I feel like you should really have seen that one coming.

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4 points

coming for sure

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9 points

Whiskey-ware

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4 points

This guy doesn’t fuck.

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6 points

Not for lack of trying! He got that ropeware bug

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4 points

Half-chubware

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I had a physics teacher who measured something against his hand in front of class and started to say, “You should try to…” then stopped before telling us he almost said “you should try to use your body to measure whenever possible” but stopped because he remembered he was talking to a room full of high schoolers.

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82 points

Firmware is just software that runs in a different place.

Source: me, I write firmware sometimes at work.

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Well, it’s usually closer to the hardware though. Your average x86/64 software dev doesn’t have to struggle with pins, addresses, buses and timings that much, if at all.

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4 points

Everyones a hardware engineer they just don’t want to admit it.

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11 points

I’'d like to know that where spyware is located?

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20 points

Windows

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7 points

<whispers> it’s in the walls

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Ahahhaha, good one

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5 points

Firmware is just software that runs in a different place.

Like in the kitchen?

Jk

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71 points

Mind? Blown.

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Pants? Shat.

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18 points

Hotel? Trivago

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Doctor? Zhivago.

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57 points

Wow. TIL.

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Wait… It’s not “firm” as in “company that made the stuff”? FIRMware = the official software a firm pushes to patch things they make

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This was my assumption too, but I like this description better.

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4 points

I’m here like “whynotboth.gif”

I like it…

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3 points

Okay, but now explain Hard and Soft

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But third party firmware isn’t official

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I thought exactly the same thing…

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