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So, I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer this morning...

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I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!

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geogle@lemmy.world
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Were they high tops?

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IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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This one is so bad … it took my feet right out from under me

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Corhen@lemmy.world
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Ugh

I love it.

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Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world
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This ones actually pretty good

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ivanafterall@kbin.social
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Once you get a feel for them, you’ll be blazing. You can absolutely smoke out the competition.

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