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“Yo dawg…”

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(Yo dawg)²

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They tear apart the motorcycle, it’s just a hull with a bicycle inside.

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Back tire and seat detach from the bike to become a unicycle.

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Oh I love this time of year. People start bringing out their Matryoshka cars.

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You’ve heard of turducken, how about cartruckvan

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Do you see the vehicle turduken?

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Yes and I started imagining a Hollywood movie plot. Spy steals something important and big, puts the object in the blue car’s trunk and runs away. Police starts pursuing. But they knew that would happen so they run to a cargo van that was strategically placed in an alley. But there’s no time to transfer the object and someone sees them hiding the blue car inside the van and starts pointing. So, spy asks for help and their team steals a truck. Time is short, so they ram the van inside the truck to make their escape.

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Probably just Poles exporting used vehicles

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I wondered about illegally importing vehicles … though the EU is probably pretty tight with VINs.

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That’s some top tier space management.

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Yes that showed the level of planing in this heist. I can’t belive got sold out to the cops

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