Oprah would be worse than Trump. Oprah would be so, so much worse than Trump. The Secretary of Health would be named like, Dr. Sunshine Lavender and he’s facing criminal charges in 43 states for telling people that they can cure cancer by eating crushed glass or something. The sheer number of health and social crises that are the direct result of Oprah platforming cranks, quacks, and freaks is incredible.
Oh god can you imagine how insufferable the khive would’ve been if it was the Black Capitalist Queen they rallied behind, instead of the Top Cop?
Rich successful people tend to think their success in one arena translates to a completely different one. This is like the worst example of that
President Oprah takes control of the world’s largest military
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