Tomorrow’s headline in Variety:
Ben Shapiro rumored to be in high-pitched talks to play all seven dwarfs in
anti-woke version of Snow White90 minute conservative temper tantrum.
They so badly want their own version of Hollywood.
Yet they’ll still do incredibly well because the movie makers can launder money through churches, tax free, to buy all available tickets to give out for free to the church congregations. This then makes the movie appear to be better and more popular than it really is.
You can’t criticize the movie without criticizing the message. If you criticize the message you’re not on their team. Not conforming to the team is a bannable offense.
It’s easy, when script writing is worse than a high school play, they’re either over filtered to look cinematic or feel like they just filmed it and cut it together. I’ve seen better acting in b grade porn than anything I’ve seen in one of those movies, the sounds terrible like they’ve used the in camera mics on scenes.
See I criticized the movie without criticizing the message.
We talking Hollywood or daily wire?
Hollywood has had a 100 years to get good st making movies and around 90 years in they forgot how. Daily wore has only.has a few years. Maybe in 80 years they will start making good movies
No they won’t. Because the message in their movies is always racist or bigot shit.
Is that Ben Shapiro as Snow White?
His alive and very much female doctor wife with whom he shares an address of residence. Checkmate.
Hmm. The same wife he’s gone on-record about having never given an orgasm to?
She’ll do her own dishes, without the help of the animals, and never leave the kitchen. The Dwarves will be coal miners who pull themselves up by their bootstraps every morning and work 20-hour days. The prince will be a Trump impersonator who plays in a worship band and “wakes” Snow White by giving her a red pill.
I think it’s funny that Ben Shapiro failed as a Hollywood nepo baby. Do you know how much of a failure you have to be to do that?
OTOH Kudos to Ben for giving Ben in a wig a job
Sadly this probably still won’t anger the Hispanic vote.