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Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill, reports say(www.livenowfox.com)

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Jaytreeman@kbin.social
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Pearce Hawthorne?

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123@lemm.ee
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He is streets ahead.

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wisemanzero@lemm.ee
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What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

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downpunxx@kbin.social
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“oh oh it’s the big one elizabeth i’m comin”

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Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works
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“Choke” by Chuck Palahniuk deals with similar material. Almost.

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cduke23@beehaw.org
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So what I’m hearing is the limit is 19.

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