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I told them “Sweetie, it’s normal for depressed parents to get up in the middle of the night and eat a huge slice of chocolate cake. Go back to bed. No you can’t have any.”

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It’s bad catching your parents in the act.

It’s worse catching one of them in the act.

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My back was to the door and we were still covered. 11 yr old daughter opens the door presumably to say goodnight and stands there in the dark. I turned and said, “goodnight!” She just backed out and shut the door. We went on about our business. Lol.

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Gotta keep it cool

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OP why do you ask? Is this a situation that happened to you?

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Asking for a friend, of course

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