“I sacrifice my life for your memories” -Maguire probably

Maybe the Danish league is more their speed

It’s a weird point for me where Manchester United, a club I despise on par with Spurs and Chelsea, have players that I want to root for. Maguire and Shaw, Eriksen (for different reasons) have all gone through so much shite it’s hard not to smile when do well.

Plus Rashford is Rashford.

go on you fridge redemption arc incoming

You’re the one for me, Slabby