In light of what other’s have been memeing … it made me think.

If you became captain of a ship, what would your warp slogan be?

6 points

Smoke it (then I light a blunt)

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4 points

don’t set off the smoke alarms

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Just open an exterior window and wave the smoke out with your hand

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6 points

Geniu-WOOSH

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5 points

Starboat go brrrrrrrr

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I wouldn’t have one.

It honestly always seemed silly to me. Unless I told the helmsman to wait for some reason, they should just go as soon as they’re ready. Why wait an extra moment just for me to say “go”?

That said, if it was some kind of required protocall, I’d pick a different silly term each time. Like “Banana Bread”, “Pencil”, or “Fuck off”.

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Helmsman muttering under their breath: … why can’t we have a fun captain

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Pull my finger

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Dislocates your knuckle

WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR!!!

Sir, we’re being pursued by a Romulan vessel and need to go to warp eight!!

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“This is the last time I use a Nausicaan helmsman!”

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10 points

Thursday is Pakled day:

“Make ship go!”

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