191 points

Absolutely no chance this ever happened.

What the hell are these people on? Huffing Mercury?

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Not to mention that a property like this likely costs hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to maintain and pay tax on, if not milliona

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And this picture isn’t even real.

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It’s a fucking parody account.

Feel shame.

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lemmy guess. that 101 guy that sucks at existing?

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It’s a fucking parody account.

Use brain more.

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Reddit was really bad with detecting sarcasm/parody/comedy, but Lemmy is on a whole new level of missing the joke.

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It’s the same fucking people, you dolt. Learn how numbers work.

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Maybe because there’s no joke.

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I’ve seen multiple communities where people not only miss the obvious joke, but they get angry at how there’s no joke. It’s truly something to behold.

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Some jokes are dumb.

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6 points

It’s clearly a joke, lighten up.

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2 points

No, just regular mercury. It’s still bad.

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no the Huffingâ„¢ variety has more uhhh toxins

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This is a parody account

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Yeah buddy that’s what getting a loan is. Except in reality, you get them from the bank.

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Reality? Is that a different website from LinkedIn? What’s the URL?

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Sell the home for 16 million.

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Who lives in something like this other than royalty? I honestly don’t understand the point of it….you’d never see 90% of it.

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If money weren’t an issue, I could understand it. You could invite friends and/or family to come over and stay as long as they’d like. If you wanted some time to yourself, they wouldn’t even have to leave, they could just stay in one of the guest-houses for a while.

You could have any kind of special hobby room you wanted. Martial arts dojo? Sure. Home theater? Sure. Laser tag room? Sure. Dance studio? Why not? Kitchen with every kind of tool, multiple ovens, multiple stoves? Of course! Workshop? Why not. Cozy knitting room with every kind of yarn imaginable? Great!

Some kind of good cause you wanted to support? Give them an entire wing of the place. Feel bad for a marginalized group like refugees? Hand over one of the many buildings for their use.

Overall, the world would probably be a better place if no person / family had this much wealth. But, that doesn’t mean that I’d hate to have a place like that if I happened to be insanely wealthy.

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Great answer, thanks! A lot of things I hadn’t thought about. Maybe we should all go in with this guy, lol

(Yes I know it’s satire)

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You guys keep falling for the same parody account.

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