I would love the child of a Surfacebook with a Framework laptop; or A bare keyboard attached to a screen, that I could plug my phone (possibly running Phosh) and use it as a hardware for a laptop experience
Fairphone, but with full Linux kernel support including drivers.
A boring answer, but a new pixel with a headphone jack lmao
But I would love one of those tablet laptops that can also run Linux. Iirc, they just run android for now.
A large format (12 inch) tablet running Linux with stylus and external monitor support
A personal teleporter. No more sitting in traffic. No more long-ass uncomfortable plane trips. If I want to explore some uninhabited south Pacific island, I can take a weekend and do that. Fuck yeah.
Iron Man suit.