6 points
I hate clouds of ethereal locks. They really ruin my pentesting day.
12 points
Using the micro fine point of this tool, only nanometers across at the tip, this hacker can actually enter in the bits of your encryption key directly into the CPU cache. Or, reprogram the upcoming instructions in real time. Please, check your kids Halloween candy.
5 points
This one hits close to home. My mainframe got icepicked just last week.
7 points
Festooned with hoodie, balaclava and gloves you know this hax0r is l33t.