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Lemmings, at least in the communities I frequent, seem quite better educated.

They know better than to believe in birds. Less controversy.

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You make an excellent point, lemmings wouldn’t fall for government propaganda.

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This is propaganda to keep us off the trail of the REAL blueprints.

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Ah yes, it also sings encoded messages to other birds, which in turn eventually leads to the Pentagon. This is why I install Linux on my local population, maybe you should do the same.

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Penguins aren’t real.

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I’ve tried to get my hands on the hardware, but predator drones usually extract the electronics before I get a chance.

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Now I know what these metal spikes everywhere in the city on roofs and ledges are: bird charging stations

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Sure I can get behind all of that, but where does the poop come from?

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They are tracking devices. They’re used to track vehicles to determine pattern of life and fingerprint you based on your behavior.

It comes from the birds obviously. There’s different models specialized to specific use cases.

The one in the picture is for standard, low risk citizen surveillance. They don’t always come with the tracker feature.

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Birds aren’t real

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They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.

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