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This is like asking: People who eat food for the calories, why don’t you just eat dry primate food pellets?

Because there’s a big upside to enjoying the experience of drinking coffee with few downsides. If coffee was just caffeine dissolved in water it’d be a very different story

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Personally I only care about calories, I’m on board for food pellets if they actually worked and were healthy.

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You may be a robot in that regard but you’re clearly aware that people enjoy the taste of food and coffee, right?

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That’s why I said for the caffeine and not who enjoy coffee.

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Soylent

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Same. I’d eat dog food if it hit my macros and tasted alright.

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Bachelor Chow! now with flavor!!!

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The same reason smokers don’t just wear nicotine patches.

There’s much more to the ritual. The caffeine may be part of it, but pulling in the other senses: the flavor, the smell, the warm mug in your hands, all add up to much more than a dose of caffeine.

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“People who X, why not Y?”

Y person: “Well akshully,”

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I thought about that but two things. 1) nicotine patches don’t give you the same amount afaik. 2) There are more addicting things in cigarettes, people that switch to vaping (same nicotine) say it doesn’t hit as much. 3) also why I said for the caffeine instead of who enjoy coffee.

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Most people that say “I just drink coffee for the caffeine” likely think that, but actually do like the coffee experience.

People who just want caffeine do indeed take caffeine pills

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I do not know I like caffeine. But I like to drink coffee.

Do people know she or he likes caffeine or coffee?

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This. Vaping is both a blessing and curse when it comes to making the switch from reg cigs.

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nicotine patches and lozenges are actually similarly great. Just low level nicotine for hours. If I don’t have enough water or am too tired to start with then they will cause low-grade nausea though.

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it’s like drinking alcohol - you can go to a bar/pub for the social scene or you can pregame in the parking lot with a bottle of cheap vodka to get fucking wrecked first.

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People who have sex for the orgasm, why don’t you just masturbate?

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  1. Coffee smells good
  2. Coffee tastes good
  3. Coffee is warm and comforting
  4. Coffee is more socially acceptable than popping pills
  5. Caffeine pills are somewhat harder to find. I can’t order them at a restaurant.

Edit: I’ll point out that you’ll rarely find someone who only drinks coffee for the caffeine. For many (most?) it’s just a perk, or even an unfortunate side-effect, hence the popularity of decaffeinated coffee.

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caffeine pills are easier to find. they come in the hundreds and then they’re just in your bag or coat or whatever.

essential for travel in my opinion. no running around in the morning trying to find a good coffee or suffering through the awful hotel room coffee maker.

A good cup of coffee is better than the pill, but often the pill is better than the coffee that is around and readily available

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caffeine pills are easier to find

I have to disagree. Nearly all stores that sell caffeine pills, gas stations and pharmacies mostly, will also sell coffee in some form. Many workplaces, offices in particular, will have coffee available for free to employees. Even many waiting rooms and lounges at airports, train stations, even the lobby of the local mechanic have coffee available. Plus pretty much all restaurants and bars will have coffee.

If you limit yourself to only ‘good’ coffee then you may have a harder time, but that’s really got more to do with your personal preference than availability.

You’ve got a point that pills are easier to carry once you’ve got them, and your money goes a longer way with them. And they’re obviously easier than making a coffee yourself. To be clear, I’ve got no problem with pills, they just aren’t my go-to.

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Are you really unable to function without caffeine to the point this be running around wasting your morning looking for a coffee?

It’s really interesting to me that it’s socially acceptable to be unable to deal without caffeine, and the source of many “light hearted” jokes about “ooooh, you don’t wanna meet me before my morning coffee!”.

I don’t think it’s necessarily a very bad thing but have you ever considered it and thought wow, I’m carrying my drugs with me in case I can’t get my drugs drink?

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Drinking gives higher comfort levels than pill popping.

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