68 points

Made up story but even if it was real Anon dodged a bullet breaking up with that time waster

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Dude just fucked her without a condom and then went and put on knight armor when told that wasn’t cool and to go get a condom. Why does he even have knight armor? I’m not sure I’d call that a random break up. Especially if he has a history of trying to avoid using protection.

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If you have knight armor and are high as fuck this is the expected result.

Also I think its stolen from DBZA, basically Bulma asks if Vegeta was wearing protection and he notes he is wearing his armor, and thus Trunks was conceived.

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Why does he even have knight armor?

Maybe he is into re-enactment or LARPing?

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27 points

Not a keeper.

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ikr in any good relationship, that’d be a story you remind each other of years later.

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9 points

Should’ve said m’lady

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“PARRY THIS YOU FLITHY CASUAL!!”

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This could have been a funny story to tell their friends years later while their child listens awkwardly.

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