i’m the skeleton with the funny voice who says “bone voyage!” to everyone who boards Charon’s ferry

12 points

i fill the soda machines

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11 points

For all the people manning the non-stop relay line for pissing in Thatcher’s mouth?

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i meant the soda machines for the local mcdonalds franchise. distributing diuretics in the thatcher plaza is an honorable position, not a punishment.

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10 points

Im the ticket taker

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I’m a middle level bureaucrat. Someones gotta keep the wheels of hell turning and make sure the correct forms are filled and filed.

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I’d be a disembodied skull that sits in a pile that cackles at your joke :)

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You: “Fella makes it to the underworld and now the ferryman demands a tip too? What a Charon! Nah just kidding he’s a wonderful guy”

Me: Gakgakgak! Nice one boss”

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“Pit maintenance” is what’s on my job description but I end up doing freakin’ evening around here!

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Ain’t that the truth

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