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Humans used to be so fucked up.

We still are, but we used to be too.

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What’s fucked up about chaining up a corpse. Of course it doesn’t help anything but there is also no harm in it.

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Someone once asked me if I’d like some glacier-covered land in Alaska. I said “no, but I would like some non-glacier-covered land in Alaska later, so yeah”

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so what I’m hearing is that it worked.

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Good day Sir. I have excellent merchandise to sell for you. My anti-tiger rock is guaranteed to keep all your tigers away! Please send money to this address! THANK YOU

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thank you, but my current anti-tiger rock fulfills my present needs, and has the bonus of keeping other large members of the order felidae at a comfortable distance, too.

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5 points

tigers aren’t even real

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Then you require my tiger summoning slab of raw meat. If you combine that with the magic rock you will create a perpetual motion machine

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6 points

But now it is released… 2024 - vampires…

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Idk we have barely started the aliens arc.

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It’s all gonna come all at once, vampires, aliens, fungi, zombies, trump…

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The remains date from an era that viewed ghosts, zombies and other supernatural entities as being as real as humans.

I am so glad that 95% of the human race no longer believes in the supernatural and never supports organized religion.

Tiring day, can’t wait to get home and watch shows that are educational that totally don’t speculate about ancient aliens or hunt ghosts.

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All I’m saying is… Science can’t prove vampires don’t exist.

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Or that you should give me 20 bucks ;)

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Time and energy vampires are real.

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9 points

A combination of both is called work😞

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Even if it’s just a draining family member.

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And they just unlocked it and let it out?! Goddamnit!

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its probably a hiding vampire bat waiting to release covid-20

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Wouldn’t it be COVID-23 now? Or does the bat go back in time and release another deadly virus during 2020? Oh god…

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Noooo…you must not read from the book!

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Klatu, Verata… Ni-humlenhdkidpwkehehkamajhen

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