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One is for tuning the radio

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The other regulates body temperature

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KRYTEN! One day we will have Jazz FM in the ready room

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I found the Pulaski.

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Computer. Please list all of Commander Riker’s search queries.

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Hilarious. Thank you.

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which galaxy is the samsung galaxy

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Computer … give me a list of memes from 21st century earth

Personal screen explodes

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Four hours after the inquiry the computer is still lagging just trying to collect it all.

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Red Alert!!! … Computer is diverting power from life support! … the warp core is failing and being drained of power … lights and control panels all across the ship start flickering and become non functional

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He ain’t called “partially functional” Data.

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Data has nipples Greg, could you milk him?

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Come on’n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don’t break the weather control network.

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