If you want your ears to melt - Secretary Antony Blinken Plays and Sings Muddy Watters “Hoochie Coochie Man” - YouTube
Eric Clapton
After getting the lightning-strike timing wrong, Marty McFly has waited decades to finally prove that the “kids are going to love it”.
Crocodile Tears for Fears
He walks into the room with his acoustic guitar. Under her breath she says “Oh, god - no.”
“Honey, before we have sex I would like to play a song for y—”
“Is it a blues song?”
“It is entitled ‘Blinken’s White Man Blues’.”
“Sounds wonderful.”
“Pardon? I couldn’t hear you for you appeared to be speaking to your left armpit.”
“It would be wonderful.”
“Blinken carries a burden… Like Hercule Poirot I am using illeism to—”
“We talked about this many times already. First the song. Then the analysis. Okay.”
“Okay. Blinken carries a burden. / It’s a heeeeavvvvvvy burden. / The heeeeavvvvvviest…”
Damn, Jon Bon Jovi really let himself go
