(Feel free to remove this as off-topic, but this relates to the post about the r/Piracy poll regarding what content will be permitted upon reopening. The body of this post wouldn’t get the same reach as a comment on that post.)

Ahoy hearties! Here what I be thinkin’. Reddit be chargin’ tens of millions of doubloons for third-mates to access the API, aye? They be claimin’ to deserve a share of the booty for providin’ trainin’ data for AI (and obviously to kill competition with third-mate apps to boot).

Methinks if yee MUST chatter with those landlubbers (such as for the purpose of recruitin’ new mates or cussing out mutinous scabs), then yee ought to make any text data yee provide unappealing and unusable to potential AI-training-customers.

Paintings of (Sexy) Captain John Oliver will only sully the attention of the human users. But (pirate) coded language mayhaps be an obstruction for bots? For those who find pirate speak to be too much effort, an alternative be to speak “sdrawkcaB”.

I can no longer cast my bottled messages to Reddit’s shore, so any of you seadogs are free to pass it along.

19 points

moreover, if machine learning is occurring on reddit now, it’d be absolutely hilarious if it developed a wee bit o’ the speech impediment.

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Either matey or uwufication sound like fun malicious compliance.

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Uwuify thuwwwwungs. Dsmvwl thngs. Jubmle up splleing so thet ist still reedabel to poeple.

Jmp btwene thuwum in de sme puwust.

Make your data unclassifiable.

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Yar, this one right here, Captain. Make them walk the plank! /j

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Yarr, ye should also use homoglyph attacks, mayhaps with this confangled tool https://onlinetools.com/unicode/spoof-unicode-text

The scurvy dogs will have a mighty hard time parsing the heavy sea o’ randomized data obfuscation

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Any way to integrate this with shreddit to replace and save comments instead of deleting?

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Shouldn’t be too hard to implement https://github.com/picatz/homoglyphr in the shreddit code, I don’t know how it compares to the web tool I linked but it should be enough to make data cleaning a real pain in the arse for reddit

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If ye find writin’ in Corsair speak too difficult, probably maybe also fer non native speakers, then ye can use online tools t’ convert yer text fer ye!

https://pirate-speech-translator.netlify.app/
https://pirate.monkeyness.com/translate
https://funtranslations.com/pirate
https://lingojam.com/PirateSpeak

etc.

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The insult generator on monkeyness is hilarious

https://pirate.monkeyness.com/insult

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Maybe also a couple of key phrases?

That one thing has certainly ‘worked’, FWIW as of now.

Be creative! What if AI got trained to always answer with subtle innuendo… the thought makes me all shivery.

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Just fill the sub with magnet links to torrents of pics of john oliver

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