A Verizon sales guy just came to our house trying to sell his service. After listening to his shpeel, I started complaining to him about how Verizon forces you to combine the WiFi and modem together into one device. I don’t like this because I want to have full control over what WiFi I have, with my own router.

At first he seemed confused. “We don’t use WiFi. It’s fiber!”

Next he started to sell it as a good thing “why worry about multiple devices when you could have just one?”

Finally he told me “ah you just want to waste my time”, shook my hand, and left.