I hate odd numbered years. No World Cup or Euros to break up the boredom. There’s the Ashes and Wimbledon but it’s no substitute for football.

Nothing happening

• Mount still at Chelsea
• Kane still at Spurs
• Rice still at West Ham. City attempting to piss Arsenal off even more
• De Gea sunning himself, enjoying his £375k a week at United
• City replacing Gundogan with Kovacic
• No news of the never ending Glazers takeover
• Kingstonian (who normally have replaced the entire team by now) have also been stupefied by the heat and done nothing.