I just received a call from an indian microsoft technician. He informed me that my PC is sending a ton of error messages to microsoft. Most likely it has been hacked, and he would help me by remoting in and fixing the problem for me. I just wonder… Is it my PopOs or my Manjaro PC that sends all this info to microsoft?

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You’re not hacked. They just want you to think so. They’re just phishing. EDIT: lol, my brain was off jeez

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Whoosh…

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That’s the joke

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Lol. Brains be like that sometimes XD

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That can’t be right, I don’t think Microsoft is big in maritime fish processing …

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I once looked in Event Viewer and was gobsmacked by the number of wiruses and hackers in my compyooder.

Microsoft are NEVER, repeat NEVER, going to call you about your computer.

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I didn’t have too much patience for him, but he was totally sending me to eventviewer!

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My Boomer dad got taken in by one of these scams. They didn’t manage to do much damage, thankfully.

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My Silent Generation mom kept one of these guys on the phone for an hour before telling him she didn’t have a computer. Oh, the language he used afterwards!

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Intentional trolling, or was she just rambling?

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Intentional trolling. My mom is sharp and well aware of internet scams. (Well, she was 15ish years ago, when she did this. She’s slowed down a bit of late, but she’s careful to check with one of us to make sure things are on the up-and-up.) She had a blast messing with him.

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They dont have to be mutually exclusive

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Yea l knew someone that gave remote access out to one of these scams. Couldn’t be sure they didn’t leave a reverse shell so we just formated the drive and reinstalled windblows.

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Sounds like you need an anti-wirus

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its a dangerous virus known as ‘Linux’ which can completely replace your precious Windows installation! be careful, there is a lot of propaganda pushing free (as in communism) software

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I once looked at a Linux PC and I couldn’t stop reading Karl Marx ever since.

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What is this unfortunate disease called

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Communism. You get it automatically from using Linux. Everybody knows that.

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