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My friend Joe went on Dolly Parton's new diet

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It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe leeeeean.

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BarqsHasBite@lemmy.ca
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Please don’t take away my man’s fat.

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ivanafterall@kbin.social
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Please don’t bake 'em just because you caaaan.

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Pons_Aelius@kbin.social
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I’m begging of you please don’t say that again.

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Pratai@lemmy.ca
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I hate both of you.

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Pons_Aelius@kbin.social
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Please don’t hate us just because you can.

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Pratai@lemmy.ca
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Love it.

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Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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A+ no notes.

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Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works
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I’ll take one for the whole Lemmy. Who’s Joe?

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Encode1307@lemm.ee
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What a great experience to hear this song for the first time.

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Nusm@lemmy.world
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It’s such a great song, I wish I could hear it again for the first time.

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