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I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain, and I’ve said a lot of things

–Donald J. Dipshit, when asked who he is consulting with about foreign policy

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The 45th US president, or that time tens of millions of scared racist gullible idiots got conned and then voted a dementia sufferer into the oval office because the majority of the country couldn’t comprehend that the gullible idiots were actually that gullible.

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You’re going to need to use smaller words for them to understand.

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Defensive trumper: “but is he wrong though?”

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“And that’s all I have to say about viet Nam!” --Forrest Gump --Donald Trump

Stupid Boomers: *begin cheering!*

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Me: “I have no idea. If you can you explain what he’s trying to say, I’ll let know if it’s wrong or not.”

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Uranium, itself, is none of those things. It is just uranium. So, yes, he’s wrong.

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Well, lots of things are done with Uranium, some of which are bad, checkmate leftists, he was right all along!!!

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Tens of millions of Americans want this dipshit to have the power to decide to use nuclear weapons. Tens of millions of Americans look up to him for his intelligence and temperament to the point that they want him to be in charge.

As an American, I apologize to the world. Hateful assholes have been defunding our education for a long while and this is just the result, I guess. It’s not that hard to self-educate these days to sidestep that issue, but there’s also this weird culture of proud ignorance and bullying anybody who knows things. Watch Idiocracy if you don’t understand what I mean.

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I threw up a little while reading that. Some would say even more than a little. But those people are bad. Very bad people. I have the best gag reflex you’ll ever see. So great.

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