Jeff Bezo is now cosplaying as a working class man.

Ben stiller played the greatest douchebags

I still can’t fucking believe the same guy directed Zoolander 2 and Severance.

There’s a Zoolander 2???

I just watched Escape at Dannemora, which is also very good. He’s a talented guy.

Stiller wore it better tbh

Jeff: Merman, merman!

I have trouble telling what is satire and what isn’t.

I wish this was satire but it’s just weirdly fetishistic propaganda. It’s not even subtle; it’s pathetic.

I was thinking that arm was complete fiction, but apparently ole Jeffro had been working out.

It’s amazing what you can accomplish with TRT and a personal trainer who is at your beck and call 24/7/365.

Yep, I’d do the same if I was sitting on a pile of money. Not all of them do, that’s for sure.

Prolly a little HGH what he’s at it.

They do make a good pair of body dysmorphics though.

They just pull that bicep bigger in Photoshop if the trt isn’t enough.

I know. Is that thing really his fiance? She looks like she just crawled out of the uncanny valley.

The sad thing is I bet she was pretty before all the work was done

That’s actually a good photo of her. It’s been hand retouched, I’m sure.

Tony Stark titan of industry

Ooh, that’s going to get under Elon’s skin. I wonder if he’ll challenge Jeff to a cage match for the Tony Stark-wannabe title…

They’re both far too socially oblivious to be Tony Stark.

Not sure Tony Stark embodies social consciousness to me but he’s definitely too self deprecating for either of these two to win the title

Tony Stark knows he’s being a dick and knows how not to be a dick, he chooses when he’s a dick. Bezos and Musk are so far up their own assholes they are clueless to how to be genuinely good people.

They’re more like Tony Stank.

Can we just put the lot of them in the Thunderdome yet?

Hold my beer. I’m gonna go stencil “Thunderdome” on my wood chipper…

Bring back Celebrity Deathmatch for realsies.

The last one fizzled out, so I bet you’re right.

Nah this time I bet it’ll be jousting

Tbf I would definitely see Musk winning that by sole virtue of him being 15 years younger and having more body mass than bezos

Can’t really midlife crisis harder than this

Dude is living a latent adolescence.

Bro just hit puberty

I mean he didn’t buy Twitter.

Does using botox make you look like every other woman who uses botox or do only woman who look a certain way use botox?

Might be the toupee fallacy

It’s less the lack of expression but more the predilection to some sort of peanut allergy that these women most strikingly share.

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