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[The Athletic] Patrick Stewart to take Man Utd chief executive role when Arnold departs(theathletic.com)

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KnightsOfCidona@alien.topB
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Terrible betrayal of Huddersfield if true.

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EezoManiac@alien.topB
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Make it so

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Wiseman_Dennis@alien.topB
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Having Professor X running things for you doesn’t seem all that fair, now does it

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tweazz@alien.topB
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Don’t think even Professor X can make Martial score

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KillerZaWarudo@alien.topB
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Martial with proper work ethic and not sulk at the slightest competition + not made out of glass could have fulfilled his ballon dor clause

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Own_Pin3582@alien.topB
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I mean, with this many “ifs” you’re looking at a different player

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Hitori521@alien.topB
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Had a guy a few weekends ago tell me I just need some more composure and better technique. Yes, I too would like me to be better at this game, thanks mate

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Pow67@alien.topB
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If you see opposition players doing weird shit at Old Trafford, it’s because Professor X is mind controlling them from the stands.

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Feezbull@alien.topB
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More likely given the buffoonery of the club you’ll see Onana levitate with the ball while rashford mysteriously runs into defenders again and again but doesn’t try anything else.

Oh wait…

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Swolyguacomole@alien.topB
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Maybe Prof should focus on the Man u players not doing weird shit.

Mind control them to behave around women

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LucasSummers@alien.topB
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Professor X behaves around women? Hahaha

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CaninesTesticles@alien.topB
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And the players clothes fall off. And then I’ve seen everything. I’ve seen it all.

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PrestigiousAvocado21@alien.topB
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On the bright side for United, maybe he’ll magically sub himself in to score the CL winning goal (and then Posh Spice’s clothes fall off just for the hell of it)

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SanctusUnum@alien.topB
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And I wish that I were playing, and suddenly I am, and I score the winning goal, and they carry me into the dressing room and there’s Rooney and Beckham and then Posh Spice walks in and…

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SaltyPeter3434@alien.topB
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“Casemiro feeds a through ball to Rashford into the box and–OOO that’s a nasty challenge by Romero who’s attempted a flying Chun Li helicopter kick!”

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mrgonzalez@alien.topB
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Apoca-who?

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