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Hey we understand plenty! Well the parts we have to to make the thing not go boom anyways…

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Excellent, excellent. One thought, though. Maybe it should be boom, boom, and then kaboom. Sort of a hoo-ah grand finale!

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Where’s the kaboom? There should have been an earth-shattering kaboom!

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Wait, things aren’t supposed to go boom ?

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I’m Torgue and I’m here to ask you one question and one question only: Explosions?

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What’s the first indicator a scientist tried to build their own experiment using the soldering station ?

The smell of burnt fingers.

What’s the scientist waiting for sitting in front of their own experiment ?

Waiting for the infinite loop they coded to finish after they claimed they didn’t need the engineer’s help to write the code in their experiment.

How many scientists do you need to change a light bulb ?

Theoretically just one, but it can take several until one of them can call an engineer and admit they only know how to change light bulbs theoretically.

What does a scientist call an electrolytic capacitor ?

Acid distribution subsystem.

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I’m sure you didn’t mean it, but given the dearth of women in engineering, there’s an interpretation of this meme that’s kinda sexist.

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That sounded darker when I misread your comment as

the death of women in engineering

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I’m literally a woman in STEM lmao.

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Like I said, I don’t think you meant it.

Independent of who you are the meme could be read in a certain way.

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  1. You could replace either character and the meme would still work. Sometimes, things are just a joke.
  2. I’m not responsible for bigots who misinterpret things based on their own biases.
  3. Woke scolding only divides people who should be allies instead of addressing those who are the problem (see 2).
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Her: “No I meant I’m a software engineer.”

Him: “Oh. I also hate myself and want to die.”

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“Can I lick the science?”

“Nothing else has made the code work so ya might as well!”

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