160 points

I feel like the idea that women are otherworldly creatures instead of people and seeing someone being nice to their partner as “the man having tamed a female and convinced her to treat him well” has a lot to do with his problem.

I hate how much that is preserved socially, there’s no good reason why that hasn’t gone away at least a decade or two ago.

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44 points

It’s learned helplessness. Once they get rejected 15 times in a row for being a weirdo or something similar, they start to think in that instead of either reflecting back on the experience and trying to be better, or looking elsewhere.

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3 points

Simply going from zero self improvement to nonzero may not be enough. That’s why we call a situation like this a hole. A person in a hole needs to climb to get to ground level.

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2 points

well yeah i get how you can start doubting yourself after that. sad as fuck.

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18 points

Totally agree. I’ve been in a relationship for 5 years now, and it most definitely didnt involve me trying to tame her 🤣

It was just luck to meet. We both liked each other. That’s literally it.

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26 points

The important feat is making yourself into a person that the other person would like to have in their life and makes their life better.

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22 points

Yeah, seeing them as a person seems like a crucial part in that equation.

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14 points

You started with “pspspspsps” and some snacks and you know it

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3 points

Don’t forget the flowers

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10 points

Where was there talk of taming women?

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7 points

There wasn’t, that’s what it sounded like to me, you’re welcome to disagree, angrily if you feel like it.

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There wasn’t. FierroGamer got way too many upvotes for his stupid comment.

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12 points

Cool! I didn’t know I was getting good numbers. That’s how I read the thing but you’re welcome to disagree, I certainly don’t read “convinced a woman to touch him gently” as someone recognizing the woman is a person who might’ve chosen to do so without convincing the same way she chose to rub his shoulders too.

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4 points

Yes. Being isolated is a result and a cause of strange views of other people.

It’s a positive feedback loop that one needs to accept massive discomfort — on the part of the re-integrating person and on the part of the normal people they’re re-integrating with — in order to escape.

Avoidance of disturbing others is a key part of men self isolating.

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3 points

It definitely reeks of incel energy, which is unsurprising considering the source.

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1 point

Yeah well that’s kinda what happens

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0 points

Of course people want make this guy into ultra Hitler and blame the situation entirely on him.

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15 points

If it wasn’t clear, I wasn’t saying he’s the most horrible person in the world but rather that his issue is most likely linked to the way he sees women.

I also could’ve sworn I made a point about it being a societal issue rather than just that individual’s

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9 points

you were plenty clear. I have no idea what that person read.

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1 point

Funny thing, how the words “blame” and “power” refer to exactly the same thing.

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91 points

Anon imagining a giant, insurmountable gap between his life and his coworker’s life is a huge part of the problem.

He has a job, goes to the gym and apparently he is able to experience emotions. Also, a seemingly well-adjusted person inviting him home immediately suggests he is able to make a good and trustworthy impression.

He can jump the gap easily, he just doesn’t know it, so he’s timidly staring to the other side and imagining what it must be like to live there.

If you think you’re flawed, unattractive and unworthy of love, you can easily remain untouched way into your adult life, just by sabotaging yourself.

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18 points

He is looking over the fence seeing the grass being greener.

But doesn’t notice the gate

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6 points

Well sometimes you need help to see that gate. If he has not seen the gate yet then how will he magically see it now until it is pointed out

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2 points

Of course, the gate may just look like a fence to them.

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14 points

Let’s be honest here, given that we have a partial, biased peek into anon’s life, there could be a myriad of reasons that make that apparently small gap a far more serious problem. He may have a notoriously ugly face or body, he may suffer from heavy anxiety at the tought is becoming intimate with another person as a result of trauma, he may have atypical nonverbal communication, he may not want to form a connection with someone he doesn’t really have much in common with, he might be a mysoginist. These possibilities would limit his options a lot, and looking for someone when you’re supposedly doing everything right but still having so much trouble is painful.

If not saying Anon shouldn’t look for tools to actually find a partner if he wants to put in that effort, but that we shouldn’t underestimate his difficulties.

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4 points

Also, maybe he has body dismorphia which destroys his self confidence and therefore limits his contact to women even more.

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85 points

Anon’s co-worker would probably be willing to try and help him, especially given that he was helping them. The social nature of humans is our low-key superpower.

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50 points

Evolutionary biologist here.

The social nature of humans is our high key superpower. It’s an increasingly common position that our individual intelligence is at least in significant part a side effect of an evolutionary arms race in an increasingly complex social environment, and that this was added to by the multilevel selection dynamic of increasingly cooperative groups. See EO Wilson for more details, as he’s one of the more prominent biologists who studied the phenomenon.

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9 points
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Our social nature is powerful, sure. Sweating, though…

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5 points

Sweating is what allows you to survive in most climates as well, what is wrong with it on that front? It even helps with pheromones delivery, double whammy! )

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73 points

My horny ass was waiting til coworker and his wife asked to get fucked by op

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13 points

A+ for the literary exercise. Authror played us like a fiddle. I still love these greentexts, even if they’re fake. All good fun.

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11 points

Yeah I definitely thought it was either going into full threesome fantasy or that OP would get a boner or do some other high IQ move on the wife.

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10 points

Maybe they would have if op hadn’t ran out! At least that’s what I’m going to imagine…zip

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2 points

Same homie same

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1 point

Definitely looks like that’s where it could have gone.

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I wanted to give you an upvote, but you are at 69 right now an I couldn’t bring myself to do it.

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2 points

You might wanna try dating apps, its often easier than most would like to meet swingers and couples looking for their third, their unicorn. But negotiating a threesome is more difficult than most of them are ready for.

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2 points

Oh you sweet bean. I really want to comment on this and not be dismissive. But I am quite old and very sexualy experimental. I’m polyam with two partners and I’ve been a bull for couples before. But thank you for trying to direct people that maybe less knowledgeable then myself. Keep being kind!

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2 points

Hehe. Keep living that awesome sex life!

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53 points

A 22 year old that’s married with a house?

Lol

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16 points

That gave me pause, too. But I have a family member who bought a house at around 19 - a fixer upper in a semi rural area in Georgia (the US state) with a down-payment from his family. His dad helped him repair it and make it liveable. So that’s lending some verisimilitude to the story.

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13 points

Upvote for specifying US state, not the country!

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5 points

It’s possible in a very rural area with mommy and daddy’s help, but it’s definitely not ‘finding happiness’.

Owning a house means being house poor, can’t buy what you want because all your money is spent maintaining your property. That’s stressful.

Getting married in your early 20s is also a recipe for disaster, you change too much in that time period and have no idea what you really want out of life. FOMO starts to hit as 30 approaches and both partners blame one another for trapping them in an isolated home with no money and the next 50 years looking exactly like the last 10 did.

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It’s not always mommy and daddy though. My fiance busted her ass and saved up and was able to make the down payment herself when we got our house. Definitely not easy, but not entirely impossible. And yes, I know we’re lucky, I am grateful for what I have.

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Yeah when I was 16 I had a 19 year old girlfriend who owned her own place. It wasn’t a small place either, 5 bedrooms, 2 bath, large living room and an entertainment room.

She bought it for 20,000 in a tiny rural neighborhood in the middle of nowhere. It was always packed with young people partying. One day she got married, had kids, and raised them there.

She sold the house about 5 years ago for 60k and used that as a nice down payment on a nice house in the middle of town.

She got the place for a damn good price. It was in an old mining town and had been cared for since the 60s by a housekeeper for a rich family who left when the mines went under. I’m not joking, when we went to look at the place it was a time capsule. It had magazines in baskets in the kitchen from the 60s. The decor hadn’t been changed. The woman who lived there kept to her one room and maintained the rest of the house. It had the color tv the owners bought in the late 60s, a bookshelf with old encyclopedias, the original washing machine and classic stove. The guy who owned it was the owner of the local cable company and there was a building full of old cable hardware. He had a washing room built outside for the lady who stayed there where she kept her personal belongings. It was a large room with an attic. Hell, someone could have lived in there honestly.

It was amazing. Kind of broke my heart to see it changed.

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What a dumbass, had that masseuse chick right there and he married a building

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7 points

Renting exists.

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4 points

Yeah these creative writing exercises are getting very creative

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4 points

He could be in the military. I know a few people married with houses in the US at about that age, and the story fits.

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1 point

He’s fucked his life up 3 times then

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3 points

Sounds like the south

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1 point

My fiance put the down payment on our house and had us moving in when she was 23, so it’s definitely possible even on meager income. We don’t have the nicest house in the world, but it’s good enough and we got lucky on the timing, it would cost us a lot more now, only 5 years later.

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