Have you heard the way Americans say “horror”? LOL it sounds like they’re saying “whore”

And don’t get me started on how they pronounce “duty” hehehe

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they already live in amerikkka, so jokes on them

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Don’t let the Americans see this

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Frankfurt is a great city because there’s nothing to do

True! Out of the big cities in Germany, Frankfurt is perhaps the most vile. Huge financial skyscrapers (and homeless drug addicts on the streets below), luxury shops, more skyscrapers, residential areas that look run down and mainly inhabited by ethnic and national minorities.

I haven’t been to the United States (and don’t want to) but it’s exactly how I imagine an American city, except with a better public transportation system.

I’d walk with my hands in my pockets at the station too, it’s common sense in station areas anywhere you go to tbh.

“$30 Euro” is not enough for Frankfurt-München lol, neither by high speed rail, nor regional train nor bus. You can get the Bayernticket for 27€ for slow trains in Bavaria I suppose, but it’s 6h + to München.

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Just like Düsseldorf

“There’s nothing there, Jeff. It’s just a German town.”

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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Yea Frankfurt sounds like an average “city” in Amerikkka

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It’s like if Cleveland had the countries best public transportation

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9 points

Most unrealistic part is him walking to McDonalds

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Always being like I’m 52.423% irish and 19.625% Danish and 4.212% Westerosi and 23.74% Scottish and my clan name is MacBurger and here is my tartan

Motherfucker, you’re a US citizen. I know it sucks but still

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the history of my people began when the hair-covered people of the lowlands emerged from the stagnant, murky waters of the stink swamp and intermarried with the also hair-covered mud eaters of the ruined hills.

the year was 1978.

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oh have you been to Yorkshire

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not yet, but a visit to the metropole of the great pudding empire is inevitable.

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We’re up now and honestly this thread is disappointing. We deserve to be thoroughly dragged but mostly this is just everyone being chill.

What I’m saying is we Americans could do a mean thread better

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