Irony is a pastor asking for money to solve church problems, and advising you to pray to solve yours.
That’s not irony, that’s just hypocrisy
And the starvation army they play
And they shout and they clap and they pray
Till they get all your coin on the drum
Then they tell you when you’re on the bum
You will eat (you will eat) by and by (by and by)
In that glorious land in the sky (Way up high)
Work and pray (Work and pray), live on hay (Live on hay)
You’ll get pie in the sky when you die
“Jesus he knows me and he knows I’m right…”
Reminds me of a video of Silas Malafaia, a brazilian manipulative asshole crook pastor, preaching that the faithful should not denounce or report criminal pastors: “Is your pastor a thief? A criminal? Don’t like it? Leave the church and find another one. (…) Don’t mess with God’s anointed.”
Fuuuuuuck…this is good.